are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever