17 Scottish and Irish American, Upcoming junior in Portland, OR, Taken :). Varsity Football player #1!!, Cross Country, Swimming and Track. I reblog anything i find funny, unusual or just plain cool. I also like reblogging cute Asian girls!
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
(via soleiloulune)
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
(via soleiloulune)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(via legit-humour)
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
(Source: clubpenguln, via legit-humour)
♩ I give you what you want, what you really really want. ♩
(via debrohahaha)